Bell is unfamiliar with The Cool Kids but found this video for me. I'm going to give her a crash course in how awesome they are before the Mezzanine show on November 13th. Click on the "Cool Kids" tag below and you'll be linked with their songs that I've posted on here.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN BEECHES!

Yo! So, I was watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show last night like I do this time every year because it’s basically the only time of the year that the big-wigs deem it ok to show a sweet transvestite creating a blonde bombshell of a man only covered by microscopic spandex underwear on basic cable. I really don’t see why it’s not on TV more often. It’s extremely relatable.
So the movie got to the part with the Time Warp (and if you’ve never heard the song and/or don’t know how to do the dance then I banish you from Killing Time Fridays because I hate you) and I was warbling along slightly off-key when I sang:

“I remember doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling
Let’s do the Time Warp again!”

What the eff. The Time Warp is passing out absolutely trashed out of your mind, maybe in someone else's bed (you whore!), maybe alone (you should probably go cry in a corner). Lame. It used to be so magical to me. Now I realize I’ve been doing the Time Warp at least once a week for YEARS! Fail.

Well. Let's get down to brass tacks, ladies and gentlemen. Since this is a holiday dedicated to wasting time as usual (but this time drunk and in costume, so you look like a total knobhead while doing it), I thought I’d do a semi-epic post. Everyone go check this stuff out or I’ll find out where you live and eat you. Happy Halloween! Nom nom nom.

Shall we begin? In the spirit of the day, I bring you (well, actually Dramatic Annie was the one who sent this particular gem to me, so she brings you) 20 Costumes That Will Earn You a Halloween Beating. A verbal one from myself will follow. Fave below.

More than slightly terrifying, I'd say. And the look on that guy's face speaks volumes. And all of the volumes are entitled "Giggity giggity". In plain speak: "Let's hump. Oh, wait, I don't need your permission cause you're plastic". It's on.

I only include this one because I think I know that guy. And that makes it personal.

The gold of the week: May I present AmazingSuperPowers: Webcomic at the Speed of Light! These are just unspeakably awesome and severely disturbing, all wrapped up into one cute and cuddly bundle (and by cute and cuddly I mean sadistic and hilarious. I wasn't loved enough as a child). I couldn't choose just one fave, or two, or even three. So suck it. Here's five:

Not your average name analyzer. Kabalarian Philosophy: Name Analysis. "Could your name be the single biggest factor holding back your personal and business success?" the site asks? Oh, you Kabalarians. You're so utterly off the deep end. Still. Everything they said about my name matched me perfectly. But I'm still waiting for the Mecca of my happiness to arrive....still waiting....I want my money back (figure of speech, it's free, you tight-fisted miser).

Dressing up as a superhero this year? Well, just you try and be as cool as these guys. From My Interesting Files (not my interesting files. I don't have any interesting files. I steal other people's): 10 Real-Life Superhero's With Incredible Abilities. And no, none of them can fly. Which would be awesome. I particularly enjoy the man who can pull a train with his teeth. See below.

And finally, to cap it all off on All Hallow's Eve (god, I'm so cool) I bring you: The 35 Most Insane Halloween Costumes From Around the World. The winners (in my book) are:

I don't have the words. Well, maybe I do. This person is sick. I don't know what this is supposed to represent but I know that it's very very wrong.

While I didn't think that there was anything that could top the previous one...well, life is full of surprises.

I lied. I have one more. And I can't save it for any other Killing Time Fridays because then I would just seem severely twisted. So. Wanna know when you're gonna die?......Yeah......even on a day like today it still seems severely twisted. I'm weird. Whatever. You know you're gonna click on the link, you sicko. The Death Clock. I have 1,758,383,785 seconds left to live. I'm too lazy to figure out how many days that is, but life seems longer in seconds so we'll leave it at that.

Happy Halloween, my pretties! Let's all eat candy until we throw up!


Posted By: Chachel